Dear Lemonade Glass

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Dear Lemonade Glass

Mensaje  Ashayami Yahari el Jue Ago 28, 2008 3:39 pm

Hahaha, el otro día... me encontré esto en el DA :3 ... Y puse una entrada en el Journal con él, pero dudo que lo hayan leído (koffkoff) En fin, está en inglés, pero como confío en que la mayoría de ustedes sabe hablarlo, lo dejo en sus manos xD...

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(este fue el que yo hice, no quería poner a Mark, así que puse mi vaso de limonada 8D)

Dear Lemonade Glass,

I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realized it when I threw up with mr and mrs Bush, and I saw you sit on my whoopee cushion.
I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand how bad I've been feeling.
Im sending back the old toe-nails, but I'm keeping your suicide note as a memory.
You should know that I am making a movie about your embarrassing rashes.

go to hell,

MaryBorde

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Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, type Mark)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed ( lol? .__.)
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my aloevera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-biten

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artifial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - your suicide note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency(uh yeah..XD)
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me

_________________


Maybe I'm crazy... But I just can't slow down. And so what? ~

It's a kitty...~


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Re: Dear Lemonade Glass

Mensaje  Akemi el Jue Ago 28, 2008 4:14 pm

jajaja, este tipo de cosas me gustan, a ver qué tal sale mi carta:

Dear Valandil:

I don't know how to say this, but I'm on the streets.
I think I realized it when I saw the tiny head at the mental hospital, and I saw you sit on my cat.
I'm sure you're frost-biten enough to understand that we are cousins.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should know that I shall always remember eskimos.

Go to hell,

Akemi :3
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Re: Dear Lemonade Glass

Mensaje  Nagash el Jue Ago 28, 2008 5:41 pm

Dear Gor del caos
I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realized it when you put handcuffs on me in woman-clothes, and I saw you ignoring my aloevera plant.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
Im sending back your military service-memory-box, but I'm keeping my virginity as a memory.
You should know that I shall always remember pensioner.
Go to hell

Nagash
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